Status Updates From A Tongue so Sweet and Deadl...

I’m tapping out. I’m bored and it’s not good

NOTHING IS HAPPENING. they’re just hanging out at this cottage?? I’m actually so upset. This feels like a giant waste of my time

“That’s not my name anymore” and she goes by Lessia instead of Elessia lmao shut up omfg

Why would you make me read about fantasy elections (not even about a high ranking monarch)?? You’re making me read about fantasy campaigning?? I already am bored by this story, you’re making it worse.
Idgaf about campaigning. Hello. ?????

3.54pm is merrick organising a coup???????

I can’t bring myself to care. We established the FMC as the badass who has an orphanage, so she’s actually a good person. Duh!
I don’t know her, so I don’t care about her, and I do not care about her friends which just keep showing up.
Nothing is really intriguing so far. This reads just like every other romantasy out there. I’m bored.

11.27am loche is definitely not fully human

10.12am i keep getting the feeling that something will happen between lessia and merrick possibly of the romantic variety