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Jen
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“Yuppie: I once dated a rabbi’s daughter, in the Hamptons. I went to a family barbecue, and he asked me, “Do you want cheese on your hamburger?” And I thought, “Ah-this is a moment of truth-one of those key moments in a relationship, where the family will judge me-what should I say?” And I said, “Yes, I would”-and then the rabbi responded, “Great! Then cheese for everybody!”
— Sep 14, 2024 06:43PM
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Jen
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“Attorney: Hey, don’t you live in Staten Island?
Front Desk Lady: No I don’t. And even if you buy me a four-million-dollar house there, I still wouldn’t live in that dump.
—-Office, Midtown”
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— Sep 14, 2024 06:04PM
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Front Desk Lady: No I don’t. And even if you buy me a four-million-dollar house there, I still wouldn’t live in that dump.
—-Office, Midtown”
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Marsha
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Love Would Have Warranted a Trip to Guantanamo
Middle-aged woman: Whatever happened to that guy you were in love with?
Young woman: We weren't in love, just seriously in like.
Middle-aged woman: So, what happened to him?
Young woman: I had him deported --64th & Broadway
— Mar 20, 2014 06:00AM
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Middle-aged woman: Whatever happened to that guy you were in love with?
Young woman: We weren't in love, just seriously in like.
Middle-aged woman: So, what happened to him?
Young woman: I had him deported --64th & Broadway
Marsha
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Actually, He's His Daughter
Yuppie: Is Freddie prinze Jr. Harry Connick Jr.'s son?--Midtown
— Mar 19, 2014 01:11PM
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Yuppie: Is Freddie prinze Jr. Harry Connick Jr.'s son?--Midtown










