Status Updates From Cesar & Siah

I know we didn't just bring back the 1980s we need a little girl's ears pierced at the Mall so she can look like a girl thing. I thought that died out in the early 2000s

Whew, breathe in and breathe out. I've been there with taking your newborn to the doctor and getting shots. I never, not once, fixed my mouth to tell a nurse or medical professional to "hurry the fuck up". That's a lack of character.

I'm pretty sure you can't catch Cerebral Palsy from vaccines. And this interlude about being scared vaccines will harm your child is bothering me.