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Maybe they were secretly porn stars. If he were to watch one of the DVDs in front of them, maybe he'd be able to watch the girls take long, throbbing cocks in their wet, pink pussies. Maybe he could watch as Tiffany took a load of cum....

A finger tapped on his shoulder. Seth stopped. The tapping was too high. That wasn't a leprechaun; those bastards were short. He felt lied to.

Today, there was a giant Subway cup with a chewed-looking straw poking from its top. The liquid inside was bright yellow. Mountain Dew. Sancho's drink, because he was a big, fat guy who needed energy.

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Jimmy Scout was maybe 25, athletic-looking, broad-shouldered, and painfully shy. He looked like one of those guys who doesn’t realize he’s handsome, probably because his wardrobe was a cotton knit advertisement for Nintendo or Dungeons and Dragons. 🕹️

Supposed to be Clerks in a porn shop. But its not nearly as funny (so far) as Lexi's coauthors Johnny and Sean make it sound.