Status Updates From Collared by the Vampire Pri...

Too much bbs and weird sex play

“Nathaniel said, sipping from his tea and looking every bit the gentleman with his pinkie raised.”
Syphilis, he has syphilis… 🫣 that’s what the raised pinky means..

“His role as security officer was little more than a front to disguise his real job at the academy: weeding out the last of the royal wolf bloodline.”
Pffffff.. he’s fucked.. he’s in for a treat

“Human form, or wolf form, he had to have her, if only to get it out of his system”
Hold hold hold hoooold up.. heeey.. human or wolf form? I DID NOT sign up for beastiality.. Ew

Dear Author.. You need Jesus 😂 and an editor.. this is so fucking ridiculous.. what the fuck is this shit!?

“No vampire had ever had to break a lock to enter a wolf’s room—there were too many wolves who willingly left their doors open. Wolves liked sex, plain and simple, and were not shy about it. Some packs even had orgies.”
Yeeeeah, I think we established that already very clearly in the last chapter

“I can do this,” she said to her foggy reflection in the mirror. “This time tomorrow, I’ll be part of the Poplarin Pack.”
Ohhhhhh ooooh shit.. she is so fucked.. literally 😂🫣

“They can all fuck off.But when the morning came, Kira felt a fresh wave of optimism”
OH JESUS WOMAN..

“There was more than one alpha, and once Mark was finished, pulling his cock out of her, another would take his place, climbing on top of her and claiming her all over again. And when he was finished, the next one would be waiting.”
Ahahahah DUUUDE.. I hiiiighly doubt that they would wait.. there would be double stuffing the Oreo and etc.. She calculated it would take a few minutes.. Ha 😂

As in alphas in one pack.
“Kira…I really think you should change your mind about going.The initiation requires you to submit to all the alphas.And given that you’ve attracted so much interest, I highly doubt any of them will sit back and not want their turn. I mean, given you’re a virgin and all.”“So,how many alphas are there?”Two?Three?Four?”Susie gave her a pitying look.“Twelve.”
Gabgbang school

Of course he’s the PRINCE 🤦🏼‍♀️

The fact that this BDSM Hogwarts is making her wear white socks aka according to description those are actually stockings which actually with colour white indicate to the whole BDSM Hogwarts that she is a virgin amongst them.. I can’t even 🤦🏼‍♀️

“I want you to see this,” he murmured as the sound of skin slapping on skin grew louder.“You are fucked up,” she hissed.“This is how things are at the academy.”She bit back a response.”
For the love of all what’s magic what the fuck is this sex dungeon version of hogwarts??

Kira wanted to flee, but Nathaniel snatched her wrist and pulled her along with him, ignoring her protests. He stopped before the fornicating couple.
“Headmaster Arken,” he greeted.Headmaster?”
HEADMASTER???

And it is supposed to be an academy for wolves.. wtf

Considering how he gagged and collared Kira and went all kneel if you want that removed, this whole fucking academy as they call where he took her.. just sounds like some BDSM dom sub school 😂🫣

“Kira froze in her tracks, her chest tightening in shock as her gaze swept over the couple. Her first instinct was to help the female wolf, but she seemed to be enjoying herself.The shifter was in human form, except for her fluffy wolf tail, which was raised high to grant the vampire easier access as he penetrated her. Worst of all, her eyes were shut and she panted softly as she clutched the wall” WTF

WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING??? What in an actual fuck is this shit?? “A muffled sound caught her attention. Nathaniel heard it too, and he veered towards the grand stairs, beside which were two figures panting in the shadows.As they drew near, Kira was horrified to discover a female wolf shifter with dishevelled strawberry blonde hair, who was completely naked as a male vampire rutted her from behind.“

Aaah another palate cleanser.. let’s see how ridiculous this one is going to be