Status Updates From Collared by the Vampire Pri...

Too much bbs and weird sex play

“Nathaniel said, sipping from his tea and looking every bit the gentleman with his pinkie raised.”
Syphilis, he has syphilis… 🫣 that’s what the raised pinky means..

“His role as security officer was little more than a front to disguise his real job at the academy: weeding out the last of the royal wolf bloodline.”
Pffffff.. he’s fucked.. he’s in for a treat

“Human form, or wolf form, he had to have her, if only to get it out of his system”
Hold hold hold hoooold up.. heeey.. human or wolf form? I DID NOT sign up for beastiality.. Ew

Dear Author.. You need Jesus 😂 and an editor.. this is so fucking ridiculous.. what the fuck is this shit!?

“No vampire had ever had to break a lock to enter a wolf’s room—there were too many wolves who willingly left their doors open. Wolves liked sex, plain and simple, and were not shy about it. Some packs even had orgies.”
Yeeeeah, I think we established that already very clearly in the last chapter

“I can do this,” she said to her foggy reflection in the mirror. “This time tomorrow, I’ll be part of the Poplarin Pack.”
Ohhhhhh ooooh shit.. she is so fucked.. literally 😂🫣