Status Updates From Cowboy Sandwich (Cowboy San...

So much "expelling large quantities of gas" - I wish it happened off page lol.

I'll have to come back to this one. Maybe I have to be in the right mood to read it, because right now I'm just finding the MC'S annoying.

M/M/M Hot Cowboy Sandwich.. Yummm. Well at least I think that's what this book is supposed to be. The two MC Cowboys are really coming off as Tweedle 1 and Tweedle 2. Cute for the first couple of pages, but it's quickly sliding into "seriously WTDF". Hopefully *fingers crossed* it gets better, because the blurb sounds promising (didn't read the reviews).

Even though it was several degrees below zero. Barry still thought in terms of Celsius, his efforts to become more American refused to go as far as using an outdated temperature scale.

I totally agree...

“And speaking of birthdays, it’s sort of a tradition when it’s our birthday we get to fuck the other.”
“But both Jimmy and me want to make a change to the tradition.”



Hell Yessss, go for it, Barry!

The only reason I haven't DNF'd this is Barry. The two boneheads he's sleeping with are OTT annoying.

You see this?

Best explains this book. Cheesy fluff. If I have to read about any more porridge, toast or roasted poblanos… I'll be forced to inflict blunt force trauma. May need to set aside. Felonies are no good for anyone.

If'n these two cowboys had kindling, matches & a fire pit they'd still have trouble knowing what to do, but you can be damn sure it'd get done twice.

It's like a porny Hallmark rom-com that runs late at night. I've decided to embrace the corny goodness of it all.

This banter is totally hilarious!

A little cheesy in the dialog department, but that might be intentional.

HOW is it possible to FUCK up a cowboy sandwich? LET me count the f'ing ways this book has done f'd up something stupid. Useless.

OH F✖CK me. Filthy dirty talk it to ME.

..two alpha dogs jockey for dominance.

{{demented cackle}} my faaaavorite....