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Pg 45/195 8/10/24 DNF

There is too much bullshit going on with the neighbouring country, Arachon.”
“Have you tried cutting out the middleman?”
He narrows his eyes. “You mean going to their Queen?”
“I mean going to your counterpart, G. Rue Di’Castello, is it?”
“Hmm, you mean a meeting of minds.”
“Maybe, but not now. I need you to fix this fucking mess with Victoria.”
“What fucking mess?”

“What kind of present?” Gianluca asks, his Italian accent thicker since he’s been speaking to his people.
“Zoom coup abated?” I ask instead, flopping down in an old leather armchair that has seen better days, but I won’t get rid of if you paid me. It’s like an old friend.
He snickers. “Is that what we’re calling it? But yeah, for now. The Rebels have been appeased.

Cian’s dad, Oisin Gannon, is a legend. Seriously fucked up, and while my dad will shoot you in the face with a smile, Oisin, apparently, will slice you into little pieces himself while he does an Irish jig on your dismembered parts. A man after my own heart, really. Cian is more like him, than he cares to admit. He is the black sheep, my dark prince, but fuck if he’s not just like his dad in every other way.

Oh shit

Oh just like that?

The hot WHAT? Someone ban that phrase please

Why does every line they think sound like they’re cosplaying a character