Status Updates From The Last Alpha Standing: Th...

Seriously considering DNFing. I have the impression I should be thinking of the vampire host as suspect in some mastermind evil scheme… but I’m not. I just don’t get the whole ‘this is a show to make a love match but also we want you to die’. I call BULL on ‘viewers love it when a new female comes in when the lead dies. I get this is fiction… but it just doesn’t make sense in this fictional world.

This plot is a little ridiculous. It’s a dating show where everyone can die…. Including the only female? Well that’s gonna be a stupidly boring show if she dies on day 1. (Insert eye roll here). I’ll plod on but if they don’t stop mentioning likelihood of dying I’m skipping out.