Status Updates From Ngôi Nhà Rô Bốt Trong Rừng Sâu

““You are in the laboratory of the great inventor Victor Lawson,” Nurse Ratched said, the tip of her tentacle crackling. “And you would do well to show him some respect. He was the one who brought you back to life. Granted, I did most of the work, which is why I am your mother, but Victor needs positive reinforcement. Victor. You did a good job. We are all very proud of you.”” I’m dying

“He could be a psychopathic robot bent on destroying us.”
“We won’t know until we try.”
[…] “What if he rips out your spine? I do not think you will be saying anything […] you will not be capable of speech aside from death rattles, even as your own fecal matter drips down your legs.”
“Thank you for that image […]
“You are welcome […] Would you like me to continue?”
“No.”
“Disappointing”” I love Nurse Ratched so much

“If we can fix what’s broken, we should always try.”
“Why?” Rambo asked.
[…] “Because all beings deserve a chance to find out what life could be when they don’t have to serve others.”

““You found him,” Rambo said. “And you’re trying to fix him. You did the same for me and Nurse Ratched. Why?”
Vic shrugged awkwardly. “I don't know. It’s just…”
Nurse Ratched beeped. “It is as Gio said. Searching for a connection. Making something out of nothing so the spaces between us do not seem so far.”” I LOVE THEM

“He was created for a reason. We all were. […]
“What was I made for?” […]
You were made to bring happiness. You are alive in ways we are not. You are soft and fragile. But you are complex and disturbing and sometimes foolishly brilliant. Yes, I think the wood will work.”
Absurdly touched, Vic asked, “You really think so?”
“Yes, I really think the wood will work. […] And some of the other stuff too.” 🥹

This book is just adorable I love the vacuum so much