Status Updates From The Fox: in his Henhouse (T...

Felt a need for historical smut 🙃

So good it’s reminiscent of lemonade ony difference out MFC is named Charles 💀

And then she . . .” He sighed. “Let’s just say I quick talked me way t’ keep yon housekeeper’s honor intact.”
“Damn these women and their incessant need for respectability,” Wells ground out, rolling his eyes.

I need xanax 🙃🫠💀

It's official, the irredeemable barrier has been crossed: he's reading her private correspondence with her sister. It doesn't get slimier than that.

This is not going well for many reasons, but the easiest to explain is the hero's weird detachment from reality. He keeps telling her there's no shame in being his mistress, in giving him sexual pleasure and he's all baffled at her wailing. Dude, are you not living in 1835? Is this not a remote Cumberland town? Why are you acting as if her being a fallen women wouldn't ostracize her? What. is. happening?

Slow-burn and "Recalling bodice rippers of yore"? Color me intrigued