Status Updates From SPF Me

it's a quick read but the bottles started talking and it was already too much, i had to take a nap lmao

I'll read it because I made someone else suffer through it so it's only fair...

HOLLY IS THE QUEEN OF PUNS.
And this with the tiny men and their bottlehoods did not disappoint.
Lube me up anytime i say SPF Me

GET OUT LOL

I realize he’s right, I can’t cry out with an entire tub of sunscreen gagging me. Which means that no noise escapes me when Spray and 69 reach down between my thighs and grip onto the lips of my pussy.

His label creases across him to create chiseled abs and stacked muscles for his pecs. The bottom of the filmy layer forms a heavily shadowed v, carved like an arrow pointing down to a tiny cock swinging in the wind with every step.


💀

Leaping off of the lounge chair, Spray’s muscular legs flex as he lands on the ground below. His eyes raise slowly, as he lustfully struts over to me. “The only thing melting today is going to be you as you quiver around my face.”

FYI this is a sunscreen spray 😃💀💀💀

My four brand new bottles of Sentientscreen are all perched on the edge of the lounge chair. There’s my stick sunscreen, the spray bottle, the container of zinc, and at the end is SPF 69, only I didn't move them out like that. And I certainly didn’t give them arms, legs, and the devilish grins they are giving me.