Status Updates From Scurry

So you’re telling me, that she didn’t get the roaches to kill him somehow? Run down his throat or something? All she got them to do was scramble over his body and nip at him a little? AND THEN RUN AWAY?! Brother this book is so fcking disappointing

If she doesn’t use her roach powers AT LEAST for the fight against the dude I’m gonna flip tf out

I’m sorry but so much of this book feels like he’s scraped off the surface of something he’s heard other people say and plopped it into the book. That’s why so much of this book sounds cartoonish; I’ve heard people say these things before so. Many. Times. The stereotypical bullies, the stereotypical killer, the stereotypical misogynistic husbands, everything feels unoriginal. This book is boring

Dude I just want this book to end I’m bored out of my mind

If I hear another thing similar to “you know wives” I’m gonna flip tf out. Is that all you can come up with?

“”You say some weird things sometimes, Catty,” said Tierney. “How do you do it?”
“She shrugged. “I guess I’m a weird person.””
BROTHERRRRRRR COME ON

WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT TIERNEY? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ROACHES AND THE SERIAL KILLER?!

“There was a head - a human head - pushing its way out through her lady-parts.”
“Lady-parts”? Seriously?

(2) The execution of the premise is just boring. She didn’t even use her power to CONTROL roaches to help against the serial killer coming after her! Yes, she was scared and probs not thinking, but idc. This book is boring