Status Updates From A Death in Vegas

For goodness sake why does there have to be fifteen bizarre ways to mention BOOBS?? It's in no way even related to the plot and it's sleazy as shit

Seriously though who finds a dead body and then decides to break into the dead person's house?

What is this MC doing?? This guy finds a dead body and is a suspect and he's like "let's go stalk this woman's life and rub my fingerprints all over her car and house" what ???

Chapter 5- Audio copy
-Not a big fan of the way female characters are presented
-Dialogue hard to follow sometimes
-Not a fan of main character

The protagonist may have solved a goddamn murder, and yet he doesn't know what a pregnancy test looks like.

WHY ARE YOU FUCKING ON A HOSPITAL BED????????

I am very sorry for accusing the author of being a MAGA guy, I didn't realize that character was meant to be ridiculed.

Uhhh why is there a random anti-Hilary comment in this book,,, like out of nowhere,,, don't tell me the author unironically wears a MAGA hat too.

'He or she' here it is - my main grammatical pet peeve!

* hears what type of mediocre sex the married couple are having * ah, so that's why your hetero love life is in shit ^^

Are you telling me she at first didn't want to even sleep in the same bed as her husband, but now wants to have sex with him several minutes later?

What do you mean you didn't think about this connection????

WHY THE FUCKING STEREOTYPES???????

Why would a teenage girl trust an absolute stranger with so much information????

Ah yes of cooourse, women are just falling to the very basic protagonist's feet, so realistic /s

Who just has a shotgun under their couch?????

'But your marriage is so good!!'
Bitch where??

Ah yes, because women will only listen to a man if they're afraid of him. /s

"Two balls of flesh."
This is it - the worse description for boobs I have yet to read.

Ah yes let's touch the dead girl's vibrator, that's totally a normal thing people do investigate someone's life /s

'Here honey, let me get your mind off the dead girl by making some love.'

Was it actually necessary to mention the men were Mexican? No, this was just a racist remark, good grief.

EVEN THE OFFICER IS CALLING OUT THE PROTAG ON HIS BULLSHIT!!

'No officer I didn't see her take any drugs.'
Bruh the inhaler?? is the most suspicious thing here, what do you mean you didn't think of bringing it up????

Desert air is not good for asthma, who came up with this????

"He patted his bruised stomach like old bananas."

Why is the protagonist has the need to look down on women every other paragraph??

Why is it so hard for the protagonist to act decently and compliment his wife from time to time? And why can't he show how amazing she is as a person without mentioning how good she is in bed??