Status Updates From Murder at Blackrock Castle ...

nah, im over it, it just keeps going downhill and there's no good reason for it.

ok, so the main character is American too which makes the whole Texas bashing crap even worse...and it's become even Less cute with the dog salivating under the table at this fancy dinner party :/

already, right off the bat, they've got some Angry Ahole Texan yelling drawled threats at people...why? How'd these authors like it if we had Brits walking around like they had a stick up their butt, sour pruny face looking down their noses and going "Quite right, old chap, Quite right" every 5 minutes. *rolling eyes*