Status Updates From Scaredy Cat

How is this not over yet???

How do you misspell “nicknames”??????

“Didn't I tell you to choose wisely?"


No, actually. This is why I think this book wasn’t edited because he DIDN’T ever say that.

I hate when authors make their characters absolutely obsessed with someone/something the author loves that the character talks about it for like a full 2 pages (especially in situations that DON’T MAKE SENSE)… Like this demon kidnapped her, is trying to make her kill someone, she’s scared & pissed, & they’re just casually talking about favorite Taylor Swift albums……

… ew get better taste this is so fucking juvenile-y cringe I have no words

Man they’re both so annoying

I’m not entirely sure this was edited at all

It’s weird to me that she recognized Zach’s voice immediately on the phone when he called her earlier after meeting him once briefly but doesn’t recognize it now after spending an hour talking to him at the bar?

ew cringe

“What does a girl have to do to find a guy who is into kinky shit? I took a chance on Matt specifically because he wasn't necessarily the best character.”

Okay so that’s incredibly unsafe and the quickest way to wind up dead. You really shouldn’t be engaging in kink with men from the bar you barely know and shouldn’t trust. Plus that kinda feels like you’re implying those into kink aren’t good people??

“The costumed crowd laughed and danced, oblivious to my relationship problems.”


Yeah, they’re strangers in a bar. Why would they know or even care?? Also your “boyfriend” as you called him (he’s not) sucks, so maybe dump him and get over your pick-me main character syndrome while you’re at it.

“I was desperate to have my first orgasm and after twenty six years, I fucking deserved one.”


DAMN RIGHT you do

“My estate loomed around me, grand and beautiful, with high ceilings and intricate moldings. All white on white because who can be posh anymore without completely getting rid of any semblance of personality. I often rolled my eyes at the thought of how much money my parents had spent on this place. It was just a house, after all”



pretty little rich girl problems 🙄

“Dedication:

To all the girls who wish they had magic powers, Maybe you just haven’t been fucked hard enough by a demon yet.
For the rest of you, Grab your candy corn and vibrator. Halloween isn’t finished, but I hope you do.”

in my summerween era 💁‍♀️