Status Updates From Heavy Petting

I'm sorry, what!? She's drinking monster c*m like soup??? 🤮🤢

Ok, this book is 151 pages. I should be done reading this by now! The language barrier & the mandatory use of the glossary every other paragraph is beyond annoying. I get it: he's a monster & has his own language. But.... this is taking me way too long & I'm about to lose interest in what he's saying.

What the hell am I reading?

Books like this really have only one purpose… right? Is anyone actually taking books like this seriously? And I didn’t really care much for the thought of his seed being like nourishment to the fmc.

Not the pony tails Anne Rice loved so much 🫣

Well this one isn’t boring 😅

I heard about this on a podcast today and what do you know, it’s in KU and somehow bumped everything else to the back of the line 😆

My tastes are getting more concerning, just scroll on and act like you didn’t see anything

randomly started this and its so insane but juicy

When you can't sleep in the middle of the night and you pick up a silly little monster romance to help pass the time. 🙈

Pretty close to DNF’ing🤣