Status Updates From Pumpkin Patch: A Black Card...

I gave 5 stars to the first one but god this one could not BE more cringey…

“Well, I'm thirty-three—”
“Wow, old.”
“How old are you?”
“Thirty-one.”


Girl WHAT??? You’re the one who is far too old to be acting like this. I genuinely feel like I’m reading a story about a 12yo with her first crush. She’s so painfully juvenile.

I really enjoyed the first book but this one is undoing all their chemistry. Does he even like her???? If I was “dating” (if you can call this that) a man who gave me this little effort/interest, I’d block him.