Status Updates From A Rotten Girl

But no, they liked it; praising the ‘spice’. They—fujos—couldn’t say it made them horny, so they had to do an amateur dramatic rendition of Dune.
Spice was sex divorced from all the messy realities. Sex without visiting the bathroom first. Sex that didn't need towels.

this is making me anxious in a way that books with protagonists making bad decisions always do, but it's also like, extremely funny.

this is so fun