Status Updates From How to Survive as a Villain...

xiao yu'an n'a que deux neurones qui se battent en duel, j'ai jamais vu un personnage aussi delulu

Omg this is painfully awkward... I'mma need them to clear this misunderstanding up asap

It is a truth universally acknowledged... that bottoms in danmei are terrible cooks.
No, seriously. Wei Wuxian, Xie Lian, Li Yu, and now Xiao Yu'an, all known for their disgusting cooking that can only be stomached by their husbands.

My dude, if Yan Heqing still failed to realise this was you after you say things like that, he really would be too stupid to deserve being an emperor lol. Your acting is so bad, why are you still pretending to be someone else, who do you think you're fooling?? 😭😂

Can't wait to continue, but on another note, I want to have words with whoever added this book to Goodreads and couldn't even be bothered to capitalise the V in Vol. 02

Il a la foi, lui. J'ai pas oublié qu'il est puceau, auteur, j'ai pas oublié. N'en fais pas un dieu du sexe je t'en supplie

I won't lie this is boring 🙈