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Deirdre:“Why are you whispering?”
Calvin:“Because I’m a grown adult in his childhood bedroom, phone flirting with another grown adult. I’d put money on one or both parents listening from the other side of the door. This right here is why adult children and parents should not live with each other.”
Deirdre:“Ooh, I can imagine Bruce and Aggie with their ears pressed to the door.”
Calvin:“Wouldn’t put it past them.”

“You know, you don’t always have to be on the clock or setting a good
example. Sometimes it’s okay for people to know you’re human.” - Lee Tipton

“Deirdre, I’d take a fraction of your kisses and sliver of your time and still consider myself the luckiest guy in the world.” - Calvin Garrett

Deirdre:“I’ve got a lot of baggage to carry.”
Maverick:“The right person can help with the load.”

Tuli:“I trust you, Doc! You got this.”
Calvin:“Pull up twenty ccs of lidocaine for local injection.”
Tuli:“Wait, what? My atta boy didn’t mean you could try to repair my femoral artery while I’m awake.”

If fratricide wasn’t a crime, Deirdre would have committed it multiple times over by now.