Status Updates From You've Got Mail: The Perils...

I mean why be practical and put the medicine in a single-dose auto-injector syringe pen like an epi-pen?

Uuhh bug omegaverse…. I don’t know about this…. 🪳🪳🪳🪳

Wu Xingzi wasn’t actually an ineloquent speaker, he just wanted to avoid unnecessary conflict. He didn’t mind being disrespected. Sometimes, he’d just let it roll off his back. If it was too much, he could fight for himself. But if he really cared, he could also speak as smoothly as a needle slipping through cotton. There wasn’t anything wrong with what he said, but every word was sharp.

If it had been anyone else, Man Yue and Steward Yuan would have knocked the teeth out of anyone who dared say such a thing. But they both knew perfectly well that Wu Xingzi’s tone did not hold an ounce of sarcasm.

“What are you jealous for? Ever since you flew into my life, all men whom you assume to be beautiful blossoms are but dust in my eyes. Your temperament has worsened recently, hm? You’ve learned to be jealous.”

Another picture that does not fit. Looks like it is three so far.

Whoa over 300 pages of extras! I think this illustration is in the incorrect place….

Guan family traits were strong-no matter how frivolous and unrestrained they might be before settling down, once they truly fell in love, they wanted nothing more than to hang themselves from the other person's belt like a perfume sachet and follow them wherever they went.

His face darkened instantly, twisting into an expression so savage that he looked like a warrior of hell about to strip the man of his flesh and bones. Guan Shanjin grasped Lu Zezhi's throat and hurled him down to the ground.
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He could only watch as Guan Shanjin helped Wu Xingzi, who had yet to recover from the slap. GS treated him like a precious gem, daring not to even touch the handprint on WX's cheek.

Lu Zezhi was much more familiar with Guan Shanjin's coldness than Wu Xingzi was. He stared in disbelief at the man who had once doted on him, who had once been so infatuated with him. He desperately searched for a trace of that past affection in the general's cold, even mocking eyes. Unfortunately, Lu Zezhi was fated to fail.

“Congratulations for your success in the imperial examinations.” Wu Xingzi smiled, bowing properly to Yan Wenxin. “You’ve brought glory to your family.”

*How ruthless!! 🥲*

Bai Shaochang was surprised as well. He had never met anyone like Wu Xingzi. He seemed so discomfited and caution on the surface; his tone was agreeable, but as sharp as a knife, leaving Bai Shaochang speechless and unable to argue. Many questions moved across the young man's face.

Umm yeah. So, I'm gonna need a standalone of this sci-fi omegaverse. Stat!

Because WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY ITS ONLY 50 PAGES??? I NEED MORE AND I'M NOT EVEN FINISHED WITH IT YET!

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Wait wait wait... You can't do that to me! I needed to know why he fell off the horse! Also, how did Xiao Bao-er react to his daddy remembering him again! T^T
Other than that, we got the last illustration of the book and I'm so sad. I'm going to miss them! ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

Good lord 😵
The intense smut is over and now it's time for angst! 😱 I'm scared!

This was completely obscene! Unnecessary! My brain has become a clump of rotten mush! What tf did I just read! 🤣

"What more could one ask for in life?
At one point in his life, Wu Xingzi had planned to commit suicide when he turned forty. He had no family and no hope, only endless loneliness.
Now, he had a child to hold as he taught him to read and write, and a warm, firm chest to protect him from the wind and rain. Perhaps this was the light at the end of the tunnel."

T^T 💘