Status Updates From Wrapped and Tapped

Mint chocolate flavored cum…… 😭

“But how exactly did I tell them I wanted to be stuffed like a stocking? Trimmed like a slutty little tree? Wrapped up in all three of them like the little gift North kept calling me? All I want for Christmas is a tactful way to request an orgy.” 💀

“I don’t know what I’d been expecting, but it wasn’t a glittery push-up cock pop that would put Edward “Skin of a Killer” Cullen to shame.”

😭💀 HELP

“along the bottom of his thick cock, a row of 9 multicolored Christmas lights formed an unexpectedly cheerful Jacob’s ladder piercing.”


lmao