Status Updates From The Wellness Retreat

“”…like some deranged Etsy demon?””
Aaaaannnnnnd immersion ruined

Are they not the least bit curious as to why they were going to SACRIFICE Kelly? Sacrifice her to what and why? Come on guys

Wait so then where tf has she been after Ethel’s place, then? Where was she that Ethel couldn’t tell Jaimie about?

“Not much, this.”
Miss Love It or List It, idk what to tell you, it’s a lighthouse

Typo missing quotation mark

Typo for earlier should be “rifling” w/ one “f”

Typos should be “snort”

“For them, spiritual rebirth in seawater. For me, stern talks and rules. Huh.”
…well you did break the rules. Twice. Don’t really know what to tell you babes

“”You’re like some sort of schoolteacher.”
“I’m the principal.””
ick
I don’t like the romance in here. Why is there a romance in here?

I’m calling it: Aiden is the god/faery of the bog that we saw in the prologue

Typo should be “wife”

“I’m a shit friend.”
DUEE YOUVE known her for how long?

OOOOOH- the tea

How many times is the author going to compare something to a bruise?

""Probably not on purpose, but I felt excluded.""
well considering they were likely adults and you are a teenager, YEAH. why would two grown adults want to talk to a teenager?

the relationship between Jaimie and Sybil is a little confusing

yeah no they deadass went to a pub in BATHING SUITS AND ROBES? yeah no wonder the locals don't like yall

PUASE- they went to a pub in bathing suits? bc otherwise it doesn't say anything about them changing

Well…babes…”being reckless” is how you ended up not being able to find Sybil in the first place, so maybe not a good comparison rn