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“”…like some deranged Etsy demon?””
Aaaaannnnnnd immersion ruined

Are they not the least bit curious as to why they were going to SACRIFICE Kelly? Sacrifice her to what and why? Come on guys

Wait so then where tf has she been after Ethel’s place, then? Where was she that Ethel couldn’t tell Jaimie about?

“Not much, this.”
Miss Love It or List It, idk what to tell you, it’s a lighthouse

Typo missing quotation mark

Typo for earlier should be “rifling” w/ one “f”

Typos should be “snort”

“For them, spiritual rebirth in seawater. For me, stern talks and rules. Huh.”
…well you did break the rules. Twice. Don’t really know what to tell you babes

“”You’re like some sort of schoolteacher.”
“I’m the principal.””
ick
I don’t like the romance in here. Why is there a romance in here?