Status Updates From Bellini Bound (Bellini Mafi...

mafia romances when the characters are actual enemies and they stay true to their hate for each other

allie is a better person than me bc if the guy i was being forced to marry (with no option to divorce) told me i was fat (derogatory) on our wedding day, it’ll be him and his hand until the aqua tofana kicked in

spoilers without context: “Babe! Did you tell your brother about our pet sperm?”