Status Updates From The Female

I’m trying to get fucked, not hugged- WOS

I don’t like azriel that much kids.

Is he upset I didn’t shower?- BITCH THIS IS KILLING MEEEE

“Most of the books here are mine,” he says, “and you’re more than welcome to take and read whatever you please. If there are any you’d like that aren’t here, just let me know and I’ll purchase them for you. Or you can ask Gray.” He’s such a cutie

“The only men I want are the ones who live in my romance novels, and, unfortunately for me, they aren’t real.” SON IM CRINE

“You can do whatever you want to me.” Gray I meant gray I love you

“You can do whatever you want to me.”
JAJAJAJAJA I love Silas

esto me da much risaaaaa

“They were paired with a note from my mom telling me that just because I may not be able to experience sex doesn’t mean I shouldn’t be aware of it or enjoy it.” Your mom is the funniest person ever.

“and I contemplate masturbating to pass the time” JAJAJAJAAJAJ

Purely a vibes read