Status Updates From Elven Heartbound: The First...

GOD ACTUALLY GO BACK TO DOING IT SHES FINE!! SHES NOT DYING

Really?? RIGHT NOW??? Yall are about to bone as she’s DYING?? Ok I guess

hpw am I supposed to focus on the autistic elf when they literally JUST acted like elowyn is DYING???? This is the very first time I’m saying this but BRING ME BACK TO ELOWYN AND ROMINY

HOWEVER !! Their love story might be soo good that I’ll just HAVE to give it 5 stars regardless of elowyn and rominy

I’m being so serious when I say the 2nd love story element has taken this book from a potential 5 stars to a definite 3 stars

The couple I don’t like reading just dropped BARSSSS wow maybe I need to start liking them….. nope can’t do it

I had a strong feeling the autistic elf’s fire magic is activating unwillingly because the elf is horny

Every SINGLE time elowyn and rominys names appear on the page I want to die. I DONT CARE ABOUT THEM

Can elves be autistic?

What I find INCREDIBLY annoying is the fact that this book has TWO completely SEPARATE love stories and I’m supposed to keep up with them both??? The blurb mentions NOTHING of another couple