Status Updates From Fan Service

Absolutely devastated to learn that Alex's tattoos are American Traditional. My headcanon says otherwise idgaf!!

"Devin stood up a little straighter. 'I shouldn’t have to tell you, of all people, but I happen to be very likable.' It was one of his skills, along with crying on demand and eating it from the back."

😭😭???

SCAR???? like... LION KING SCAR?? chat, goodbye

no bc if the roles were reversed i promise you it would not have been played for laughs like that 🫩 i can’t really tell if the author wants us to take the book as parody or not but regardless that probably would have been a DNF point for me had this not been a book club read. i mean he’s insufferable and if i have to spend half the book in his head i might need a grippy sock vacay but come on…

Unexpectedly enjoying this and cracking up

they made this book in a lab for me specifically

"Alex met the taunting howls that greeted her on the school bus with a snap of her teeth and a snarling vow: “I’d rather be wild than whipped.” Then, one quiet morning, her mom left. And Alex quickly learned that dirty looks were a lot easier to swallow than pity."

Libby has led me to places that I wouldn't go with a gun.

OH I AM SAT

This book is childish, cringy, and it reads like it was written by a robot❤️

ok the dad moment really just warmed my heart