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Eliana Lazzara
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STOP FUCKING SMOKING YOU ARE A MORTICIAN YOU KNOW WHAT POPCORN LUNG LOOKS LIKE
— Oct 28, 2026 11:56PM
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Eliana Lazzara
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losing someone to suicide is a unique hell and i commend victor for being so candid both about that experience and who alex was
— Oct 28, 2026 11:44PM
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Eliana Lazzara
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i’m sorry FOUR THOUSAND DOLLARS??? NON NEGOTIABLE??? no thanks i’ll diy this one!
— Oct 28, 2026 11:27PM
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Eliana Lazzara
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slight correction: messianics are not jewish, they’re christian. victor is correct about the jewish burial practices that he mentions, but a “true” (read: observant/halacha) jewish burial is much more involved than the anecdote included and likely will never cross victor’s desk
— Oct 28, 2026 10:48PM
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Eliana Lazzara
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i’m so sorry but i can’t feel the full emotional impact of this chapter knowing its subject was a wealthy big game hunter who literally died on a safari in namibia. something something rejoicing in the pointless killing of endangered species juxtaposed with their killer’s own peaceful death in his sleep.
— Oct 28, 2026 10:59AM
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Eliana Lazzara
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i forgot north dakota and minnesota are right next to each other
— Oct 27, 2026 11:24AM
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the little poem for the dedication is so precious 🥲
— Oct 27, 2026 11:21AM
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