Status Updates From GHOSTS, TEXTS, AND EXES

Initial thoughts: Thank God I have never experienced online dating

I started a Bookstagram a few weeks ago and the author generously wrote to me and offered me a copy of her book to review. (She even signed my copy!!! 😍) I started this earlier tonight and I am loving it! Obviously, I am no longer single; I just married in January, but the premise of the book is relevant to any millennial. Online dating is the worst! Laughing my way through this book.

You’ve got eggplants flying left and right, and you’re sitting there like, “what’s next, a tractor? A dragon? What are we doing here?”

I’ve never laughed so hard over a book before 😂😂😂

Her book signing is tomorrow at noon at Village West Yacht club in Stockton if anyone is interested. She’ll be selling and signing books there.