Status Updates From Notes on a Scandal

“The sort of woman who wears ladylike pantyliners every day of the month, as if there’s nothing her body secrets that she doesn’t think vile enough to be captured in cotton wool, wrapped in paper bags and thrust far, far down at the bottom of the waste paper basket. I’ve been in the staff toilet after her and I know.”
This made me laugh so hard! We all know that person.