Status Updates From How to Train Your Dom in Fi...

Time for a reread after 5.5yrs

I cannot express how much I wish for this book to be made into an audiobook

“Oh. It’s just some bloke. “ possibly have found the most British author ever. I love it.

To DNF or not to DNF... It's mostly going towards better and better, but Jeff is an asshole through and through. And so far he continues to be an asshole. I like Eddie and want so much more for him. And this will end in a HEA (by them getting into a stable relationship) and that's depressing to me. Jeff needs to prove himself to me.

unfortunately, all that brought to mind was eddie trying to speak with his mouth stuffed full of jeff's dick. the organ in question got excited by that, and jeff had to adjust his jeans. fucking traitor. was it possible for your dick to be gay, even if the rest of you wasn't?

being in jeff's head is just so funny sometimes. 😂 when he's not being a misogynistic bloke that is.

the bloody liar. if there was one thing jeff couldn’t stand, it was being lied to. that and the thought of eddie sneaking out to see other dom. one who was better at all the gay kink than jeff was. fuck. jeff was going to need to learn how to do all that kind of stuff if he wanted to keep eddie satisfied, it was a tough job, but someone had to do it.

Jeff has the best character development I've read in awhile

"The man was a nutcase. But he was Jeff’s kind of nutcase." Oh shit here we go 🗣️🗣️🗣️

"All he’d done was tell her that the frilly dress she was wearing made her look like an old-fashioned doll, and that she’d be sexier in something sleek and tight. Honestly, women could be so bloody sensitive sometimes." Jeff really is a cishet man.

"Why couldn’t the women who were into BDSM look more normal? [...] They looked like patterned pincushions, and try as he might, someone who looked like they’d fallen out of a sewing basket."

People who think like this are insufferable! I just started the book but Jeff doesn't sound attractive in any way, shape or form...