Status Updates From Guns & Hoses

Quote: She was not a beauty but attractive enough that someone wouldn't have to put a flag over her face to fuck her for old glory.

😳 Pardon my language, but what the hell???

POV changes too much, at least in audio they do a little music interlude when POV changes since the narrator has a bit of a monotone and does not change his voice much for the different characters.

I'm not sure yet if I'm liking this...

I find the musical cues between scene breaks really annoying. Just stop already!

Also, one character has a pierced penis. Nice fetish, but once he's used to it, the jewelry won't snag on everything that comes its way. I promise. Plus, males who do have piercings will more than likely wear boxers than tighty-whiteys.

Apparently the author forgot which character she originally gave his number. SMH... Now the wrong character has the number that we know he doesn't have! SMH....

Major OOPS! He DOES have his number!

And he didn't pull out?!?!?! OMFG!

WTF?! "How long?"..."Years."... Then.... "..he gave no thought to condom and lube"...?!?! Seriously?! ..."the only thought he spared was to make sure he was lined up".... Are you f-ing kidding me?! SMH... There's so much wrong with that.

Man this needs an editor. *sigh*

I didn't care for this book.

I GIVE UP the sex scene was too cheesy/horrible

Is this seriously happening....these are the W O R S T songs to have angry sex to.

Is this seriously happening.... The horrible lines of I'm Sexy And I Know It before a sex scene????

Interesting but a bit slow.