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She turned around halfway through... But where did he go in between last night and the morning... He wanted to get her a cookie!! Wait, Luci wants to give them the story?! Oh Jees. I'm crying!!! They're setting up for the next book!! Uh oh, there IS something in the cookies... She is looking for a replacement... HEA!!! Onto the next one!!

He brutally told her the truth! It's her fault... He'll be waiting to get married... He discovered the jig!! Luci thinks she failed. Oh God! He got drunk and married?! HE MARRIED A HORSE LOL!! Wait... THEY GOT MARRIED?!

She's moving forward!! She's blacklisted from every paper... She's going home to visit. It's party time! She can't get in. Juan kissed her! So there's a LOT of marriages going on... He's gonna marry her tonight! Everyone knows each other...They are trying to keep her away from Austin. Her boss is throwing ask the blame on Austin. Revenge! He said ily!!

Caught by everyone making out! A pic was taken! Misunderstandings all around!! WTF, Austin's fiance?! Kissing her!! She drove all the way home... Oh shit, she's on the cover of a tabloid!! She's fired... They made a bet that he'll prove there's love! Fixing page numbers!!

I remember most of this... They both have everything to lose with this article... She's trying to ask him out and he's back onto work. Celebrities descending!! They're all in Happy Pants... Harper was chosen as the hopeless. They're going to make them break up?! Her boss is in on it!! He's gonna fire her!!