Tina Bartz

“Sophie don’t do nothing Sophie don’t want.”
― Thea Harrison, Moonshadow

“Cleanliness is next to godliness, whatever that means. But the trouble with that sort of approach to life is that it never ends. Yes, you can take time to pick the weeds from the pavement outside and scrub your skirting board and make sure there’s no dust collecting in any evil corners but you had to keep on doing it. If I had to do it all this week and then again next week and then the week after that, why not just leave it till next month? Or preferably next year?”
― Helen Harper, Spirit Witch

“She could suck a human's soul empty in fifteen seconds but opening jars was sometimes beyond her.”
― Shannon Drawe, Conflict

“If we encounter heretics while on the search for our brave Priestess, we will smite them down with the Fury of a Thousand Angry Rolling Pins!” squeaked the mouse. “Don’t know what that means, really. I’ve got to assume it’s pretty dire, since it’s coming from a talking mouse,” said Uncle Mike.”
― Seanan McGuire, Midnight Blue-Light Special