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The crackers LMAO. Oh love. He didn't buy it either. He dreams of being w her too.
Yup. Hunt is freaking DAVE. I can hear it, kinda?
Whatever. I guess that wasn't Cas? He sounded like him. So there.

Thought he had her, her powers are growing, a heads up re the madness out there. They think they have two months before Eliot come back. Austin calls him Mr Tom lol
He kinda explained himself. They need space. He will have a pack by then. Oh she is on the whole house thing. Blood oath. They will all be tied to her life. Then the house would be hers. She wasn't ready. She was hopeful that the sane ones can outweigh th

I hear you!!!! He needs Jesse signature. But Mr Tom signed. He looked at her. She opens the letter. W his lil pale blue eyes. U should be sorry, Austin. U were mean. Grr. I wanna jump to them being mates. Sebby waves. He sent a card. Sebby blocked the spell and vanished the truck. He looked 20s, before a 40s w a goatee. I feel like he had no facial hair? He. Sent. A. Poem
Omg u are so weird!!! He kinda compliment h

Her dad ships them too. Hates Matt it seems. She dealt with the cops again. Alric and Jasper get to come in. Alric is so moved. Ppl were mean to him and his mom. 6 the seat. He is so so happy. 7th. Awe, they are close to each other. They cool. Ivy House is pleased w the choices so far. Austin was there too. Dude, stop. U need to just give up and be w her. U hurt her feelings. Rude! Sebby is the delivery truck guy.

Who could fit in w Mr Tom and Niamh, who are strange lol
So the mage should be off beat too. She sent the summons. And enter Sebby. She can't use the hotel gargoyles - so no more Sedrick. Austin leaves. Got his own stuff. He was going to focus on the winery. Now her mom. She accepts the magic. And really wants to push her towards Austin. Her dad was told it was a cult. She leads. Niamh plays along with dad lol.

Mean! Edgar ppl tried to off him! The disrespectful ppl! At least her mom was open to believing the magic. Not dad. lol I need them to meet Sebby and Nessa. Hey, is that Cassian?? He blocked Jesse off from them. Niamh offed him. And his ridiculous mustache! She knew that Sebby had done his homework re her. Maybe Cas said that the glow deer prolly gonna get got by Elliot. They need a mage. Edgar suggested someone who

Either hide them or arm them. But they gotta go..it's sad that Austin ditched her, I think for weeks or a month? Then his bro comes and it's too late for them to stop ignoring the ust. And he says ilu?? Look at him. Resistance and then acceptance.. sap!

To Dave coming, ppl coming w a battering ram, the shit is going down? Jesse just has had it and told her Dad the truth. Austin is so into her
Ah, this must be when he decides to take a break. Cos that is how the next book starts. Austin can't be around her. It's too much. Jesse wants her parents to hide. Her dad has that battle axe again. Lol. She kinda pulled a Alpha move on Austin. But he was ok. Niamh comes.

Edgar learn that Sebby had a book about Ivy House. It's weaknesses. So he is testing a theory. And she was ahead of the curve until this spell. Show Eliot that u aren't as far as she is. Edgar had a wall of crazy lol. She studied the spell. She tried to tell her mom the truth. Nope. Alric let's her experiment on him re the spell. Mr Tom drugged her coffee to knock her out
Austin takes her up for a nap. She wakes up

Didn't know about the magic way they do things. Go back. They "accidentally" kiss again. She asked him to call Mr Tom Mr Tom. He quoted that Meatloaf song. Won't do that. Austin stays again. Edgar scared her awake, she tossed him through a door. Nekkid Austin, Alric ( others?) her dad all show up. She broke Edgar arm. Her dad had a battle axe lmao. Mr Tom knew it was Edgar. He had some info on the spell. Agnes helped

Awe, it was her dream picnic. He asked if she would like to go into business w him re the winery. Mr Tom was hiding and said yes, she will add money and be 50/50. Then he fell nekkid outta the tree. Lol. They talk about the spell etc.
They admit that they want each other but he feels it's safer to not go there. Just don't tell him about her dates. She wanted to know about her finances. Mr Tom keeps it from her. She

She is gone too. But they are still in denial ish. He is afraid of the mating. The jealousy. Mr Tom set up the picnic. I think it's cute that only Jesse has ridden him. Awe.

Flowers. Edgar talked to him. Austin was able to learn how to smell the magic. Abd stayed. Later, he picks her up for their date. Brought flowers. Mom is championing him hard. Austin. Didn't go all out except for Jesse. He cares and about the frens. These two idiots. He took her to the mines. To ride the mine cart. Lord. What a weirdo. Again, ust. He turns. She is the only one who does that. He is so gone for her.

In but he saw Dave- who was decked out in a hat and some clothes ..but still very hairy and massively tall. Will they ever visit again?? Lmao
Also, Jesse says that there is someone for everyone. She described Niamh ( Austin point out) for Mr Tom. I crack ship them ok?? K.
Dave came to trade. Then told them about the mage they trespassed on his property. He didn't scare the deer off. He will help in exchange for

Jesse and Austin chat in her private sitting room. She cries. It's a lot. And the magic is not helping. She doesn't want to deal w Eliot. Austin reassures her that she is awesome. The end. He will stay the night so she can sleep. They have ust that Mr Tom interrupts. Jesse said to smack her and Mr Tom was going to lmao but Austin threatened him. Dave is coming and her parents are outside. Niamh is trying to usher dad

Flowers. Her parents split off. Flower stuff lol.
Agnes eyes Austin. Calls cousin, friend and gf all to get info that whoever has that magic? Prolly had news. I wish I could remember if this is Sebby.

The spell to hide on Sebby. Her dad is all up in the business. Jesse and Austin were gonna go look. Martha saw a doll in Jesse's room. And another in the hallway. Chatted w Mr tom. Then pete took her to the attic w the weapons are. He is nekkid, cos they run around like that! They find gems. Awe, Martha ships them. Pete thinks that Austin has a flower fetish. Lmao
They all go to Agnes house, who helps Edgar w the

Awe, the dolly watched tv w Niamh and dad. Mom brought it down. She hints that Austin and Jesse should date. Jesse woke up to a scream. A glowy deer shifter is eating the flowers. Austin called. Niamh saw someone. Action time. Natch, her dad is up. Blamed his seeing things on sleep meds. She was in gargoyle form. Austin was nekkid lol. Edgar tells of seeing the deer. Not our Jasper! Who is this imposter? They pin

He has his house and a cabin. He says they should chill out w whine there when it's peaceful. These two idiots. I really hope that that is the right Jasper. Then again, maybe it doesn't matter? Just a stand in til they cast him?
Her dad was worried about being insane and having mom lock him away, so maybe .he refused to accept the polar bear?

Wasn't home. Trip wire spell worked on Austin. A new spell that Edgar found. They are back now. She felt that Austin was very hurt. He shifts. She saw her and dad and panicked that he saw it. He was offended that he can't be nekkid but this dude can? He wanted to talk to Edgar re garden
Austin and Jesse have an intense ust mo. But frens! And things! Yet, next book? Mating slide and st. They go inside to her room.

Jesse comes out in a drab dress but Niamh likes the mumu idea. It's hard for Austin to deny his attraction . They can't figure out who or what is eating the flowers. Gonna go train. The dad is concerned over the changing designs on the woods of the house. Mom and Mr Tom are battling to out help each other lol. They hear the dolls and spec it's a child labor, secret kid, big ol rats lol. Dad goes to the garden. Dave

Open 24/7. He needs to protect her and let's be real he knows why he does it. Niamh fills him in on the potato incident. She takes him to spy on Edgar, who was mowing the lawn. Niamh hammered in nails in the ground. They flew up and attacked him. He kept going. Jesse came flying out, Edgar warned her away. Austin grabbed her. Alric and Jasper were following her. Niamh was all, they looked like nails. How strange. Lol

Jesse and Austin awkward ust, facetime. He lol at the shenanigans. Alric smelled bacon so pleaded to come out. Mr Tom won't allow bacon lol. Her dad isn't interested in Edgar's flowers. Her mom threw a potato at Alric lmao. Jasper spoke but I am unsure if it's the same guy. Ugh. Bacon brings everyone to the yard. Jesse says they live there. Omg Alric says they are there to study the woods lmao. Austin kept the link

Kf Breene thing
Austin was super stoked to watch the train wreck lol. Mr Tom is already done w these ppl. I think this is the shortest book??? Boo!!
When the heck does Jasper speak? Cos love is next and he has words. I knew there was a silent one back here, thought it was Jaxon! lol

Didn't think he would cut it. Alric talked about how Patti is a cleaning machine. Jesse speech on her square mommy and daddy. I can't. She ain't lying tho. See? Pete tried to help Niamh w her rock throwing. Mr Tom was affronted that they brought coolers of food. And bf has NEVER forgotten lmao. Austin just grins. Niamh lives across the street. Clam dip sounds awful. Regan from In Fire also mentioned it. Must be a

Are awful. Snobby. Jasper is not quiet!!! She saw him in town. Three live in the house. I am so confused. Six are left. He was a guard? Well, he is following them. I am waiting for him to speak!!
Austin takes Jesse to a winery. A bad one lol he is looking to buy one. He calls her my lady. Haha she again speaks out loud. Lmao. Poor Jesse. She likes it when he does, it's their thing. Ah, she must cut Sedrick. Austin

Purple sweats! They did have white. Edgar had his flower maze and the rest. He accidentally killed a goldfish by letting it go down the drain?
He noticed the flower tops lol. Austin was coming and she had accidentally zapped him. He went polar bear but was cool. Edgar babbles about deer and Dave. Mr Tom informs her that her parents are coming. Toilet problems. They write. She has a bro called Chris. Matt's family