Status Updates From Going Solo

My heart thumped so hard I could feel my butthole pulsing against the chair like it was trying to eat it.

😬😬😬 Okay I really enjoy the story so far, it's very fun in a dramatic way I'm apparently in the mood for, BUT for the love of ALL you find holy, stahp with these lines 😩 A part of me dies every time I get such a cringe jumpscare 😬

... reading with a smile on my face.

"Imagine having so little self-worth that you let the guy who turned you into an internet meme use you as a plot twist in his ill-advised redemption arc. Who is writing @TobyLyng-stad's story, Colleen Hoover?"
my thoughts in the format of a tweet in the book. I really don't like this

The flashbacks from 1d days are fucking me up

ok, I've made it past the public humiliation. fingers crossed.

basically reading this just on how good his first was. the setup (reality tv music competition) doesn't appeal, and im pre cringing from anticipated humiliation, but it is kinda cute and funny so far

I'm fucking obsessed with this

a testament to the author’s skill is that I, a 38 year old woman, just read four pages of two fictional teenage boys having a fight over the phone and was enthralled the entire time