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My heart thumped so hard I could feel my butthole pulsing against the chair like it was trying to eat it.

😬😬😬 Okay I really enjoy the story so far, it's very fun in a dramatic way I'm apparently in the mood for, BUT for the love of ALL you find holy, stahp with these lines 😩 A part of me dies every time I get such a cringe jumpscare 😬
Aug 23, 2025 03:27AM
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message 1: by Emna (new)

Emna DID I READ THAT RIGHT ?????😂😂💀💀💀💀💀


message 2: by Evie (new)

Evie .....I'm sorry what??.....boy needs a doctor 😂


Teru Emna wrote: "DID I READ THAT RIGHT ?????😂😂💀💀💀💀💀"

😂😂 If it's not a mass hallucination, you certainly did 😂 It's just one of the MANY 💀


Teru Evie wrote: ".....I'm sorry what??.....boy needs a doctor 😂"

AHAHA lol yeah, a doctor and probably a therapist in hopes of fixing what's probably meant to be his sense of humor because if that's not a desperate call for help, I don't know what is 😂
But I swear, otherwise it's an incredibly bingeable story 🤭


message 5: by Chelsea (new)

Chelsea WHAT DA FUQQQQQQQQQQQQ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Why are these authors so imaginative with their butthole movements? or maybe my butthole is just super sedated all the time and never jiggling around??? Why is eating a chair? omg. I can't HAHAHAHA


message 6: by Sandy (new)

Sandy Kay 😂😂😂🤣 OMG that is so bad! I have this in my cue. Noted, now at least I know it's coming...!


message 7: by Sandy (new)

Sandy Kay QUEUE not cue JFC


Teru angry axolotl wrote: "...now that just sounds unhealthy. HOW DOES ONE EVEN COME UP WITH SUCH LINES??"

xDD No damn idea but you're right, absolutely unhealthy xD


Teru Chelsea wrote: "WHAT DA FUQQQQQQQQQQQQ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Why are these authors so imaginative with their butthole movements? or maybe my butthole is just super sedated all the time and never jiggling around??? Why i..."


🤣🤣🤣 RIGHT?? Just this line deserves so many memes, and that's just the tip of the iceberg here 🤣🤣 I'm tempted to back in the book and make a compilation of everything hilariously weird that's been said xD
NOT YOUR BUTTHOLE BEING SEDATED oh my goood 🤣🤣 I just snorted coffee, holy shit 🤣


message 10: by Teru (new) - rated it 3 stars

Teru Sandy wrote: "😂😂😂🤣 OMG that is so bad! I have this in my cue. Noted, now at least I know it's coming...!"

Ahaha I knoooow the humor here really is bad 🤣 But the story itself is not! And even though it's a second-chance romance, so far there's nothing unsafe ❤️


message 11: by Sandy (new)

Sandy Kay Teru wrote: "Sandy wrote: "😂😂😂🤣 OMG that is so bad! I have this in my cue. Noted, now at least I know it's coming...!"

Ahaha I knoooow the humor here really is bad 🤣 But the story itself is not! And even thoug..."


PHEW good to know! LMK if that changes!! Thanks Teru. It does look appealing!


message 12: by Pauline (new) - added it

Pauline HAHAHAHA WTFFFFF IS WRONG WITH HIS BUTTHOLE 🤣🤣🤣 Omg that mental imagine of his ass trying to eat the chair will haunt me istg 🤣


Drache.... (Angelika) Haha you have to think like a 16 year old boy (I tried) they're cringe like that :D


message 14: by Teru (new) - rated it 3 stars

Teru @Pauline MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY why is the butthole doing things it certainly is NOT supposed to doooo xDD


message 15: by Teru (new) - rated it 3 stars

Teru @Drache I tried that when he was actually 16 but he's very much 26 when this line dropped and that's what I can't get over ahaha ^^


Drache.... (Angelika) Ohhhhh I didn't remember it was when he was already an adult, oops.


message 17: by Teru (new) - rated it 3 stars

Teru @Drache nooo it's fine! ❤️ but you're right that the worst of the cringe humor happened when they were 16 ^^


message 18: by Ditte (new)

Ditte AHAHAHAHAHA what the actual fuck? I would've dnf'ed so fast!


message 19: by Teru (new) - rated it 3 stars

Teru @Ditte LOOL yeah I have a feeling you really would xDD I'm in a very tolerant mood ahaha ❤️


✧Bella✧ What IS that line? Help


message 21: by Alexia (new) - added it

Alexia What did I just read ?? 🙃🙃


message 22: by Alexandra (new)

Alexandra This quote should be criminal...💀


message 23: by Teru (new) - rated it 3 stars

Teru ✧Bella✧ wrote: "What IS that line? Help"

ahaha I love how I apparently shared my pain so we can all be baffled together xD


message 24: by Teru (new) - rated it 3 stars

Teru Alexia wrote: "What did I just read ?? 🙃🙃"

Dear Alexia, this sentence was repeated in my brain quite a few times already 🙃


message 25: by Teru (new) - rated it 3 stars

Teru Alexandra wrote: "This quote should be criminal...💀"

🤣 and there are a few potential cellmates scattered throughout the book xD


message 26: by len ❀ (new)

len ❀ me reading that:




message 27: by Teru (new) - rated it 3 stars

Teru len ❀ wrote: "me reading that:

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🤣🤣 len, this was actually me half the time while reading this book 🤣


message 28: by George (new) - added it

George Taylor Lmao wtf?! That's not at all sexy, it's just cringe.


message 29: by Teru (new) - rated it 3 stars

Teru Matthew wrote: "Lmao wtf?! That's not at all sexy, it's just cringe."

Exactly! It wasn't even supposed to be sexy (fortunately), just really funny, but I'm afraid I don't get this kind of humour -_-


message 30: by George (new) - added it

George Taylor Yeah I don't get that sense of humor either. It always goes right over my head and I'm just left questioning everything lmao


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