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DNF. Poorly written, barely edited, grammar mistakes galore. Dumpster fire.

Omg there’s a pot brownie recipe at the back of the book lmao

“I picked up the folded piece of paper and gasped. It was Haze’s handwriting,”


GIRL DUH who else’s handwriting could it have possibly been bsffr

I fucking KNEW it 😒

“I swallowed hard, my throat burning from breathing so instantly”


Am I stupid? What does “breathing so instantly” mean?? She wasn’t holding her breath or anything before this so in my mind she’s gasping but idk that feels like an odd phrase

“She screamed and cried, muffled by the duct tape around her mouth as she wriggled like a worm.”


Idk why but that made me laugh really hard 😭💀 wriggled like a worm LMAO PLEASE

I don’t like Mary Jane and I think she’s an unbelievably shitty friend but it is kinda sweet that she tried to save Indi when she believes Indi is in actual danger

I still think I liked Mean One better, but Ab. Cynthe does the erotic horror genre phenomenally