Status Updates From Off-Ice Misconduct

Yeah, I do love princess as a nickname and am eating this up

I can’t get over all the metaphors and them acting like luke is some feral beast. He’s a fucking human😭😭 “I became another species of human, and tore into him, ripping him open, putting him back together with pieces of me inside of him.” Like what is that? And all the talks about going to hell to bring him back and burning the world down. Chill out you’re in a regular romance novel

First half so far was good but a lot of it still feels like it’s only about sex