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“Damn, she’s going to hate when I show up to the barn later with all my luggage and beg her to let me stay with her. “Like I said!” She calls out without a backward glance. “It’s ancient history!” Ancient history, my ass. We’re getting our happily ever after this summer”

The NHL’s heartthrob-as sports illustrated dubbed Wyatt fucking Patterson. His middle name is Dale, but I think fucking suits him better now”

“I repeat the phrase like a prayer and lift the mood ring dangling from the chain around my neck. Kissing the metal, I remember the day I got down on one knee and asked her to marry me. I was ten, and she said no because we were kids, but I promised to keep the ring until she was ready to say yes, and I kept it I did- for sixteen years”