Status Updates From When Love Calls His Name

“I thought I told you I would call you and not to call or come over here.”

“Somewhere between your rant and the 🐂💩 you let slip between those pretty lips, my brain stopped comprehending. All I heard was whomp whomp whomp whomp…Nino I love you…whomp…I’m tired…whomp. Is that not the message you wanted me to know?”

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“Your ass doesn’t play fair. How the 🤬 you gone dismantle me by kissing my chest. You insist on demonstrating how quickly you can bring me to my 🤬 knees. First your 💦 releases nectar that sends signals to my 🍆 then your f@&king mouth casts a spell on my soul. Shyt is ridiculous and I really should press charges on your a$$ for the shyt you’re doing to me.” 🤣🤣