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Mrs. K. Book Reviews
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Just when you think you've seen it all, in walks a gorgeous blonde who also happens to be a cannibal. 🤣
— 7 hours, 54 min ago
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Janet Guzman
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Six months ago… I hated to admit, but there were several advantages to being a newly turned vegetarian dating a cannibal. Before ya judge, here me out 🤣🤣🤣🤣
— Feb 02, 2026 11:10AM
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Janet Guzman
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It’s a cat and she ate Mr Davis🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣too funny
— Feb 02, 2026 09:53AM
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Janet Guzman
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She said newlyweds🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣omg too funny
— Feb 02, 2026 08:21AM
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Janet Guzman
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To the FBI guy assigned to monitor my search history who lik ely concerned for my mental health when he saw me google the word “cannibalism” one too many times. My bad.
— Feb 01, 2026 05:30PM
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Janet Guzman
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Look, this is gonna be dark, smutty,and completely ridiculous. So don’t think it too much and just enjoy the ride. Now imagine if Dexter were a female cannibal…
Ummmm SOLD! Diving it😍
— Feb 01, 2026 05:28PM
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Ummmm SOLD! Diving it😍
