Status Updates From The Dog Stars

You're 9 years into the apocalypse where everything and everyone is malnourished but no, while leering at the first female introduced that "she's got nice hips but just too skinny" JFC... 🤦‍♀️

Se me está haciendo un poquito de bola y creo que es por cómo mezcla los tiempos

Figured it out .. in the plague along with killing all the people, it also killed the use of auxiliary verbs.

I think the average sentence length is three words. It's like a kindergarten learning to write. Dog in ditch. Dog growls. Door swings. Plane flies high.

I annoyed AF.

Did you at least kiss the brick before you threw it at me???

This book so far is 70% details of a diary I don’t really care about, 10% plane jargon I don’t understand, 10% intriguing foreshadowing, and 10% straight up unexpectedly crying in my car. Obsessed