Lizz Edgecomb’s Reviews > The Dog Stars > Status Update
Lizz Edgecomb
is 58% done
You're 9 years into the apocalypse where everything and everyone is malnourished but no, while leering at the first female introduced that "she's got nice hips but just too skinny" JFC... 🤦♀️
— 5 hours, 35 min ago
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Lizz Edgecomb
is 32% done
Figured it out .. in the plague along with killing all the people, it also killed the use of auxiliary verbs.
— 7 hours, 53 min ago
Lizz Edgecomb
is 28% done
I think the average sentence length is three words. It's like a kindergarten learning to write. Dog in ditch. Dog growls. Door swings. Plane flies high.
I annoyed AF.
— 8 hours, 15 min ago
I annoyed AF.