Status Updates From Detective Comics (2016-) #1096

So Evelyn was working for Elixir and Ambrose is somewhat of a leader in the company and now they’re going after Bruce/Batman & co. Okay! So. I think this was ended too quickly considering the damn lead up to it an all. Well, till next time.

YES, BRUCE!!!!! He’s gonna have WE create something to help the young offenders before they go out into the world.

“He has to live with what he’s done…” fuck yessss Bruce

“You save the life Bruce, no matter what” SAY IT, FATHER THOMAS.

YES, finally you get something, Jom Jaylor. He does not kill and Bruce Wayne doesn’t either. Bruce is his mother’s compassion. His parents helped cause they wanted to and could, what happened was an accident. It just fucking happened but it doesn’t mean he’ll stop helping.

Did she just cut off Bruce’s little ear??? Bro. She brought him there so they could watch Joe Chill die? How could she not know at this point that that is not Batman. He’ll save him whatever it takes. AND. He won’t let her bastardize his mother’s name. Dawg.

WHAT? How is Ansema or whatever her name is “Martha’s Vengeance”? How is SHE the one that claims that? Another Bruce whammy moment. Dawg. I am genuinely so baffled.

OKAY. Sick Ass Page. We see Robin Damian, Robin Tim, Red Hood, Batgirl Babs, And Signal come in with their bikes.

DAWG? She just kidnapped Joe Chill, her former partner and father of her kid, and she’s gonna make Bruce go save him? They love doing this to him. WHY DO WRITERS LOVE PUTTING HIM IN THIS SITUATION WHERE HE HAS TO SAVE PEOPLE THAT HAVE HURT HIM? It’s so in fucking character but that’s just cruel.

Alright. The so called Doctor was a disguise and she’s Scarlett’s mother…

So Barbara is Oracle but dressed in a Batgirl costume? Alright. Oh, Bruce.

That fact that he thought it could be his mother is so stupid. Some of this shit is just to baffling. Jom Jaylor, stop writing.