Status Updates From Hell's Heart

lana don’t look at me

I am absolutely loving this.

Sapphic Moby Dick in space? Say less.

"You can no more understand it than you can smoke a painting of pipe." HORRIBLE analogy. You can smoke a painting of a pipe, actually, meaning you can tell me what the hell you're looking at and let me decide how I see it in my mind instead of lazily telling me "you'd never get it".