Status Updates From Lila's Thunder (The Almeida...

So far so good. I like Lila and Jack together.

This heroine is stupid. Who turns down teaching at Harvard?

Lila's Thunder is definitely not the power of her clapback, but it is the power of me wanting to slap the shit out of her Pedobear Approved ass. And who looks at the muscles of 16 year old boys?! The babies I work with are 16 and 17, and they are my handsome boys. I'd muff a crispy grown bitch in the face trying to lust after them. They are BABIES. The same damage done to girls is done to guys.

HOW IS EVEN POSSIBLE?! Is she a giraffe?! "With a shake of her head, she brought the coffee to her lips and wrapped them around the plastic opening, sucking softly as her long eyelashes tickled her cheeks." How do your lashes tickle your cheeks?!

No educational organization would be against a support group for grieving children. That's something that would be advertised to highlight how much they care.

Bitches like this are the reason I have to sit through Ethics trainings to keep my license.

Someone needs to yank this chick's license. She must have attended the same grad school as the chick from "The N Word"- Inappropriate U.

Why is it always thundering?! And why do all of their apartments shake?! Oh yeah, because- hell if I know. I'm not sure I'm going to make it guys.

What does she mean she couldn't find her voice because of his dark nipples?! This dude called you a pedophile just hours before! But who cares right? I mean, dark nipples.

Does no one own solidly built homes anymore?! "Seconds later they heard feet stomping up the stairs of her apartment building heavily, nearly shaking the walls." Here we fucking go. Jesus wept. PS, is she fat or skinny. The dialogue is not matching the cover. Plus, she's described as chocolate. Why is the chick on the cover cafe au lait? Don't start with me today, Satan.

"Please have a seat."- Chris Hansen

This is one of those stories that you're into, but it's frustrating as hell cause the two adult characters are acting so damn childish! I wanna slap the hell outta Lila, and Jack ain't no better. Chase is more mature than both of them combined! I've noticed that many reviewers refer to this story as a triangle. You have to have 3 people sharing like feelings, and so far, and I don't see it that way-at least yet.

Okay so this chick is the object of affection for 2 brothers-in-law barely legal teenager and his older law brother. I'm already cringing cause she's also the boy's guidance counselor/tutor and their encounters, although innocent and seemingly one-sided, are a lil too intimate for my comfort. We'll see...