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They have become a silent people, because our infamous Tyrant, Count Hulagu Bloot, has a thousand spies who go everywhere. And if anyone speaks against Count Hulagu, he is arrested and put in prison. And as there is a great temptation to speak against him, the people, to guard their safety, have almost stopped talking. They go about almost in silence now.

Yes, we have cried too much. The trouble is—I have just thought of this—that we shall have to learn to be naughty. You know how hard it is to learn to be good. Well, it may be just as hard to learn to be naughty. To be naughty in a suitable way, I mean.